What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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all hail based mark

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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