- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

There's a god, just kidding.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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