Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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get in the car.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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