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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

everybody loves raymond

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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