- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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