- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Do you love me? No.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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