Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Ain't idn't a word.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Mitt Romney

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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