- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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