What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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2 + 2 = fish

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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