Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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