Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Guess what? I like trains.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops