- Anti Joke

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

The Holocaust

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.