- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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