What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Black...

Hey! Where is my tracker?

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.