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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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