What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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learn the ropes?

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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