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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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