Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

I hate long jokes -_-

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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