- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

who's a slut... you're mom

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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