- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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