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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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