What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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The NBA and womens sports

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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