- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

"Knock knock." "No."

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

whats white and looks like paper paper

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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