Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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like if your cool

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Women's rights

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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im a willy bum bum

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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