How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

what is the color of a burp burple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

i keep getting thumbs down...

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Guess what? You guessed it.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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