- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What is the meaning of life? 42

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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