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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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