A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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women's rights

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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