Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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