What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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