Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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feminism

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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