did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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hey John will you make some copies

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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