from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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