Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

we all know sammi has a penis

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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