Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What you reading? reading?

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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