- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats chinese noodles

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

you and your family will die tonight

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

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