Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Smeg...

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Hi what I lug you

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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