Loner.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Church.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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