What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

you lose.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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