Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

The Moon Landing.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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