- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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