- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Me

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Obama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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