A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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