- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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