What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Donald Trump.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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