FIONN'S LIFE

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

A man killed himself.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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