- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Politics

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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