- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Darude- Sandstorm

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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