Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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