- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Caca.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Guess what? I like trains.

Lets Go Lakers!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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