- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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