- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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