Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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