Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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the WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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