- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

This sentance contains three errers

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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