- Anti Joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Waseem is a hard worker.

FIONN'S LIFE

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.