- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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