- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

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