What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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