- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

a woman votes!

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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