Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Once upon a time

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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