Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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