- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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