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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

taking out the trash... at night

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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