WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

sharks

The government

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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