Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

homosexuals are gay

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

The Moon Landing.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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