How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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charlie sheen

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Women's rights

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What's clear and wet? water

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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