- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

hahahahaha thats not funny

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

A blonde walked into a bar.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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