- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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