- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

One below was by me: Walter H

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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