- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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