what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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68

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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womens rights

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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andrew wagner

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Anti Joke

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