What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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