- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

I can count to potato.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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