Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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