What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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