A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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