sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Uh... What was emulating again?

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Hitler

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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