What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

A russian gives away vodka.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Knock knock What?

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

And Stephen Hawking said.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

WHAT????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...