Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why? Why Not?

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Fine, the facts add up, excuse me if disinfecting what is left of my eyeball hurts like a bitch and reminds me of the fun I had losing about half of it and my eyelid left/right eyelid (I cannot tell left from right, I was born that way, on the bright side I can use both hands for everything). You know, I am sorry for taking such drastic measures, you know I could have spent the entire day with my wife and both my eyes, we where going on a trip around the world and stuff. Instead she is in police custody and I am stuck looking like a fucking pirate and my friend here does not quite get that its not the aching burning pain of living hell that gets to me, but rather the sensation of feeling pain at the core of my fucking eye whose sensation is so fucking overwhelming that I get just a little bit ticked off. Fucking hell am I glad we do not have a kid. I cannot pick up the phone, you see, its not my number, I paid off a couple of friends (do not really know them) To change their names to Nero. Now, if this is true and you have no idea who assaulted me, then you should have no problem knowing that I wont reveal where you live because we live pretty close to one another, you are not the only one that has proxies. If you do not mind you will have to chat with me here for a while, my eye hurts like a bitch and the fucked up sensation gives me just a tiny bit of anxiety, I will answer the phone, when my fucking hands stop trembling, I already dropped the fucking cell twice. Now it is busted and my friend is trying to put the chip into the other one yadayada, given the conditions I will call you,

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Internet Explorer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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