- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

sharks

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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