- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

epic win?

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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