- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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