What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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i lost the game

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Vagina cream... end of story

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