A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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kcuf read it backwards

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Women's Rights

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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