- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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