What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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your mother

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Carrot fingers

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Andy Carrol

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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