-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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