Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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So does Blake

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Anti Joke

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