- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

._____________________. Whale!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

My kids are mistakes.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

u suck

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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