- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

So does Blake

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

YOLO

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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