- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

what's white and sticky semen

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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