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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Women's Rights

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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