You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

honest politician

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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