- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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