- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Do you love me? No.

Potassium? K.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Your mother is average.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

a seal walks into a club.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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