- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

There's a god, just kidding.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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