Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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I have aids

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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give me a thumbs up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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