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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

I was once a hamster.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

So a baby seal walks into a club

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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