- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

women's rights

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Women's Rights Movement

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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