- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

The Game.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A miserable man committed suicide.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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