- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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