What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

*prepares this to get negative votes*

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Blake wilkeys hair style

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What does two plus two equal? 4

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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