- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What does two plus two equal? 4

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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