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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

more chocolate?

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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