Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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This statement is false.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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