- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm Batman.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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