Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

America

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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