- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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