Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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