How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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