- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Your future.

Mullets

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

A seal walks into a club.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

kesha is a virgin.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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