yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Women's rights...

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Gorden Brown.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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9/11

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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