A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Potassium? K.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

There's a god, just kidding.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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