Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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my gramma died

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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