What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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