Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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You just read this ..

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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