Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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ur gay

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boobs!

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Anti Joke

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