- Anti Joke

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato