What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A russian gives away vodka.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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