There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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