- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

The MLS

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

hey John will you make some copies

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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