how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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I hate blackniggers

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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