Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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The WNBA

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Bob Saget

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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