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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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