So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby