- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Women's Rights

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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