Where's my tractor?

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

I have aids

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Cows are land manatees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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