- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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