What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

People...

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Joke

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

I hate blackniggers

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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