goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Beka has AIDS

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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