- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

book 'em danno

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

nice tits.

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