Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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breasts

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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