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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Knock Knock! Come in..

Without geometry life would be pointless

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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