Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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