Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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